A friend who works for Sberbank in Europe says that they are having a run on their cash. Withdrawals went from arou… https://t.co/xHBYrG1uDp3 months ago
It’s hard to fight your own grandmothers huh?. I can’t imagine the guilt and shame that these kids feel as they’re… https://t.co/vD3EC5zyHy3 months ago
Russia continues to demonstrate its lack of preparation to the whole world. I sincerely hope that Putin fails grace… https://t.co/CC2cgA7P0O3 months ago
The Soviet Union used to value science and engineering. Putin only values power. Russia no longer builds anything.… https://t.co/N0symoiBgS3 months ago
If not for China, I would not be concerned about Ukraine joining NATO. 3 months ago
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania are part of NATO and Finland and Sweden will likely make a move to join. Putin threatene… https://t.co/MrUUfceJ963 months ago
RT @YourAnonOne: Russian state TV channels have been hacked and are broadcasting the reality of what is happening in #Ukraine. 3 months ago
Removing Russia from SWIFT will hurt many Russians who are against this war. So will taking away their Visas. Some… https://t.co/k4EnWGmh9z3 months ago
RT @unusual_whales: YouTube, $GOOGL, suspends Russian channels including RT from being able to generate revenue from their videos. 3 months ago
Replace Russian energy exports by increasing production and opening new sources, from fracking to nuclear to renewa… https://t.co/MI53rIYuak3 months ago
Trump and his acolytes in Congress still can’t find a discouraging word for Putin and repeat Russian propaganda bla… https://t.co/K35rxdPzPu3 months ago
This includes the fifth columnists of all political stripes who side with a dictator for ideology or Russian cash.… https://t.co/Kj2YWaSizr3 months ago
Call out Putin’s lackeys in the free world. The lobbyists, the law firms, the former politicians like German ex-cha… https://t.co/H5QMEWq3Sk3 months ago
Turn off, shut down and send home every element of Putin’s global propaganda machine. Russia Today and other platfo… https://t.co/k4fXqhrDim3 months ago
Recall all ambassadors from Russia. There is no point in diplomacy or communications with a rogue dictatorship maki… https://t.co/LDBhtImIHb3 months ago
Expose and seize the assets of Putin’s cronies and their companies and families in the free world. Take away their… https://t.co/q2vIXLOdTc3 months ago
Bankrupt Putin’s war machine by freezing and seizing Russian assets and access to markets. Kick Russia out of SWIFT… https://t.co/VMb0bLQlDF3 months ago
"Support Ukraine militarily, immediately. Everything but boots on the ground, meaning every advanced weapon, intell… https://t.co/iUI4fX05R23 months ago
"Putin is not invulnerable. Ukraine is fighting hard, and if the onslaught is repulsed, and aid arrives in time, Pu… https://t.co/9RpAtVFahR3 months ago
Easy mortgages for founders. Someone please make this happen! 5 months ago
$F is starting to understand how much catching up they have to do to scale electric production. Good on them, first… https://t.co/VZ79vXLC8y5 months ago
"In a decade of covering CPUs, this is by far the most ambitious paradigms of compute I have ever seen, and it's bl… https://t.co/h0FK4aubaU6 months ago
RT @mueslix: The Alternative Big O notation:
O(1) = O(yeah)
O(log n) = O(nice)
O(n) = O(k)
O(n²) = O(my)
O(2ⁿ) = O(no)
O(n!) = O(mg!)
O(n!*n) = O(rly?) 6 months ago
Pretending Tesla or Elon doesn’t exist may have worked before the internet. To a young person, these guys sound lik… https://t.co/QgUZExeuzv6 months ago
Threads (https://t.co/HYehu3ETU8) is a great product. So much better than Slack for long-form async discussion. Tha… https://t.co/BcOeom4TiR6 months ago
Apple just teleported pro laptops into the future. The M1 Air was just a taste of life without Intel. This machine… https://t.co/Wwt59daMj47 months ago
Oral PCSK9 Inhibitors will be a game-changer for heart disease prevention. Much more targeted than statins with ver… https://t.co/04grz12i1C8 months ago
Reading about Solana's performance got me excited about crypto again. The performance and simplicity (no sharding)… https://t.co/gHJUxBru1m9 months ago
Car manufacturers: we make the best cars!
Tesla: Tesla Bot, hold my 🍺 9 months ago
Also, not sure if the Cerebras WSE-2 has the same I/O throughput capabilities or modularity. 9 months ago
I wonder why Tesla didn't partner with Cerebras to design the DOJO chip. Very similar artchitecture to the WSE with… https://t.co/Rm6VbCcYHp9 months ago
RT @lexfridman: Tesla AI day presented the most amazing real-world AI & engineering effort I have ever seen in my life. 9 months ago
As much as I love TSLA, NVDA is still my favorite company. 70% gross margins, unrelenting growth, constant TAM expa… https://t.co/2OuSSPz0Om9 months ago
“No, markets weren't “efficient” at finding the truth; they were just very efficient at converging on a conclusion—… https://t.co/GH1AtcIGcB10 months ago
I'm curious how the government plans to enforce future regulation on tokenized derivatives and stablecoins. Like wi… https://t.co/tPcPmvrCf610 months ago
Post Enron, complex regulatory requirements have made it difficult for small companies to IPO. This led to creation… https://t.co/XPO2QcqPmH10 months ago
The HP model of innovation starting from small groups at large corps has mostly been lost to venture capital, but f… https://t.co/Pkam1l9eN610 months ago
As technology improves, industrial processes, logistics, etc become more efficient. The culmination of this is the… https://t.co/zosquyJLhr10 months ago
Innovative industries with little regulatory capture (tech, software, etc) are building cheaper products while serv… https://t.co/Qh9td0ntCZ10 months ago
Marc Andreesen on ephemeralization of tech, a16z as HP 2.0, unintended consequences of financial regulation, Silico… https://t.co/Svg62AkCAv10 months ago
“We will be able to do more and more with less and less until eventually we will do everything with nothing.”
— R. Buckminster Fuller 10 months ago
TIL: European 240v tea kettles boil water 50% faster and are more efficient since there is less heat loss. ☕️ 11 months ago
Do parachutes REALLY prevent death and injury? I'll believe you when you show me your double blind, placebo control… https://t.co/u2xRt5S6pX11 months ago
Imagine if Coinbase used GTV as their top line revenue, that’s exactly what $SQ is doing here. Their actually reven… https://t.co/lyLer3oPMv11 months ago
Pirelli: what if we randomly throw a few bad tires in the mix to make the racing more exciting?
F1: sounds like a f… https://t.co/DecW4CD7AJ12 months ago
RT @fintechfrank: It’s funny how bitcoin is a sleepy institutional asset in 2021 while the stock market is a volatile casino for retail Jan 28, 2021 01:50
...then getting bailed out with our tax dollars. Fuck that noise. To the moon! #GME 🚀 🌙 Jan 28, 2021 00:39
RT @typicalVC: Don’t be fooled by Airbnb’s low IPO share price. It will probably double once you account for cleaning and service fees. Nov 17, 2020 00:37
RT @louisvirtel: I love how Mitt Romney reappears once every three months to outshine the entire Republican Party by doing the absolute least. Jun 9, 2020 00:01
RT @chrisjollyhale: The first US death from the coronavirus was February 29. The 1000th death was Thursday. The 2000th death was today. Mar 29, 2020 18:34
RT @larryowenslive: LONG THREAD: Some good news.
China has closed down its last coronavirus hospital.
Not enough new cases to support them. Mar 17, 2020 00:10
It is already too late to contain COVID-19. All we can do is slow the spread enough for the medical system to handle the influx of cases. Mar 11, 2020 13:10
RT @into_the_brush: To sum up: this is not contained. No one knows what the fuck is happening. I can't work. WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. Mar 3, 2020 21:04
The secret to doing good research is always to be a little underemployed. You waste years by not being able to waste hours.
~ Amos Tversky Mar 22, 2019 12:35
RT @TheDanielNigro: Why can’t Square have a tip option that says ‘it’s nothing personal, but I just can’t give you 20% for handing me a pre-made sandwich’ Oct 22, 2018 08:37
RT @Harryslaststand: I am always amazed that it wasn't until I was 18 and in the RAF that I used a telephone for the first time and now at 95 I am on twitter. Feb 25, 2018 20:32
RT @tenderlove: Ruby is the first programming language I used at work that made me actually enjoy my job. I love being a Ruby programmer! #ruby25thFeb 21, 2018 18:38
RT @nwg83: Let’s rename ‘school’ as ‘uterus’ so maybe Republican lawmakers will want to do something about the children dying inside them. Feb 15, 2018 18:36
RT @elonmusk: But wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain Jan 29, 2018 16:06
RT @elonmusk: The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false Jan 28, 2018 04:23
6/ So if an irrational boom can last a decade, why the hell would I keep my money in a market index fund and lose on 10 years of growth? Jan 6, 2018 12:55
5/ So these markets are eventually efficient where “eventually” can be on the order of decades sometimes Jan 6, 2018 12:47
3/ If the information is complex enough or disjoint enough, it may never be acted on in any profitable manner Jan 6, 2018 12:42
2/ Information can be publicly available for many years before someone with the expertise and motivation connects the dots and acts on it Jan 6, 2018 12:41
RT @jdub: Never plug in an unknown USB key or cable. Never plug in an unknown Lightning cable. Never touch computers. Everything is a computer. Run. Jan 4, 2018 13:32
“A firm’s income statement may be likened to a bikini – what it reveals is interesting, but what it conceals is vital.” ~ Buron G. Malkiel Jan 3, 2018 15:05
RT @neiltyson: A great challenge of life: Knowing enough to think you're doing it right, but not enough to know you're doing it wrong. Dec 20, 2017 14:42
RT @kelseyhightower: 2020 prediction: Monolithic applications will be back in style after people discover the drawbacks of distributed monolithic applications. Dec 13, 2017 22:57
RT @levie: That moment when you look at the price of bitcoin and think it can’t go any higher so you don’t buy any. Every day. For 4 years straight. Dec 11, 2017 01:31
The cost of a thing is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.
~Thoreau Oct 24, 2017 12:44
RT @kevinmontrose: Tomorrow the Sun will undergo routine maintenance in US region. Will be unavailable for select customers, others will have degraded service. Aug 21, 2017 13:12
RT @ChelseaClinton: "We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."-Wiesel Aug 16, 2017 11:58
RT @myqkaplan: TRUMP: Mexicans are bad
TRUMP: Muslims are bad
TRUMP: Media are bad
EVERYONE: what about Nazis
TRUMP: let's not single anyone out Aug 15, 2017 21:21
RT @ChrisGSeaton: After a team effort, @TruffleRuby today made its first successful HTTPS request, running the openssl C extension on the JVM using Sulong Jul 11, 2017 19:56
RT @jeremyrwelch: Proof of Work is not new, it's just now measurable. Wonder how much capital, time, energy has been wasted validating txs w a notary public? Jun 19, 2017 00:17
RT @dnvolz: NEW: @ACLU now says it has received 290,000 online donations totaling $19.4 million since Saturday morning. Average per year is $3-4 million Jan 29, 2017 23:39
RT @johnpaulfarmer: I'm 20 minutes from landing at JFK. Pilot just warned us about delays due to #NoBan protests at T4.
The passengers' response?
Applause. Jan 29, 2017 23:35
RT @Wil_Anderson: I feel like Federer and Nadal in a Grand Slam final is the universe saying: "How about we just reset the world 8 years and have a do-over?" Jan 27, 2017 00:28
RT @paulg: One of the most dangerous things to lose as you get older is your willingness to look like a fool. Jan 20, 2017 01:58
RT @Mikel_Jollett: Instagram: My life is a party.
Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show
Facebook: My life turned out great!
Twitter: We're all going to die. Jan 9, 2017 02:10
RT @kibblesmith: Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet.
Your parents in 2016: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS. Nov 20, 2016 09:27
#JetBlue told us that the plane is like a Windows machine and they need to turn it off and back on before takeoff. I want the #Apple plane! Nov 13, 2016 08:39
RT @EthanLDN: So the final numbers for #ElectionDay are:
231,556,622 eligible voters
46.9% didn't vote
25.6% voted Clinton
25.5% voted Trump
Wow. Nov 10, 2016 10:25
RT @tannenbaumr: The genius of the GOP: obstruct the president for eight years, then win the presidency because people think the government is broken. Nov 9, 2016 02:00
RT @Rosen: HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:
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RT @ComfortablySmug: Republicans now control:
- Presidency
- Senate
- House
- Majority of State Houses
- Majority of Governorships
- And will pick Supreme Court Nov 9, 2016 01:08
RT @perlmutations: Mexico just announced that they would be happy to pay for a wall. And God help any American who tries to get over it. Nov 9, 2016 01:03
Why do most states use a "winner-take-all" electoral vote? Seems a bit absurd right about now. Nov 9, 2016 00:23
RT @Kasparov63: If you need help explaining to your kids that your president is bad guy and that opposing him is patriotic, I have some experience... Nov 9, 2016 00:19
RT @dhh: Plenty of R voters THOUGHT Obama would bring about the end of civilization. Could faith be so kind as to play that irony on us? Nov 9, 2016 00:10
RT @dccommonsense: "Both parties nominated the only candidate that the other side's candidate could beat". Rare bit of wisdom from Karl Rove. Nov 8, 2016 22:36
RT @chris__martin: The worst part about space travel will be the date libraries. You think time zones are bad, have fun with relativity. Oct 23, 2016 20:09
RT @jjarmoc: In a relatively short time we've taken a system built to resist destruction by nuclear weapons and made it vulnerable to toasters. Oct 23, 2016 01:36
RT @elonmusk: When you want your car to return, tap Summon on your phone. It will eventually find you even if you are on the other side of the country Oct 22, 2016 16:49
RT @peterseibel: In distributed systems you’re screwed if you don’t have caches but if you do, you’ll screw them up. This is known as a ”cache-22”. Oct 16, 2016 16:22
RT @paulg: Others may be reassured to hear Trump has only a 15% chance of winning, but it terrifies me. In Silicon Valley 15% is a good chance. Oct 14, 2016 02:58
RT @dwf: Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software. Oct 12, 2016 01:41
RT @jamesiry: The mechanical watch community calls nice, but not strictly necessary, features “complications.” Software development could learn from them. Oct 12, 2016 01:30
RT @afilina: Yahoo: "Your password is too similar to the one you've used previously." You wouldn't know unless you store it in an insecure way, again. Oct 11, 2016 17:20
RT @zachleat: as part of her job at a zoo my wife breeds bugs and releases them into the wild
I never realized how similar our jobs were before now Oct 11, 2016 11:09
RT @Kasparov63: Trump's "President Day 1" checklist: 1 Jail opponent. 2 Media crackdown. 3 Support Assad. Coincidentally, that was also Putin's checklist. Oct 10, 2016 01:34
RT @marcnicklas: Lecturer at R course: “Programming is like this amazing puzzle game, where the puzzles are created by your own stupidity.” So true. Sep 13, 2016 03:06
Hearing any complaints about #VGA and #RCA ports? The 3.5mm jack is a relic of a gone-by analog era. It's replacement is long overdue. Sep 10, 2016 18:53
RT @grahambower: 3.5mm headphone jack was not standard on cell phones until Apple launched the original iPhone. Funny all the fuss now about it being removed Sep 8, 2016 13:12
RT @FioraAeterna: just realized: the rules of The Game are the laws of thermodynamics
1. you can't win
2. you can only lose
3. you can't stop playing the game Aug 25, 2016 22:39
RT @waxpancake: Things I had to explain while watching WarGames with my son: acoustic modems, floppy disks, card catalogs, tape recorders, and the Cold War. Jul 25, 2016 12:14
RT @olivercameron: I finally got to try out @UseTrusted, and what an amazing experience! Parents: if you value your sanity, you must give it a shot 👶👍 Jul 9, 2016 14:32
RT @mikamckinnon: THIS is why we list rocket scientists as the standard of smartness. 5 years of flight. 1 second off target. That's <1 millionth of a % off Jul 5, 2016 01:18
RT @petecordell: Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love Jul 3, 2016 21:11
RT @bryanrbeal: $70,000 Tesla streams real-time telemetry data back to HQ. $300M airliner stores data on a box we have to find on the bottom of the ocean. Jul 3, 2016 14:51
RT @pmarca: I have to admit, I'm impressed by how a modern Web browser can bring a laptop equivalent to a $30M 1992-era supercomputer to its knees. Jul 3, 2016 03:14
RT @GSElevator: #1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker. Jun 14, 2016 21:58
RT @MattBennett: Woke up on the wrong day. Why do we settle for terror? Thoughts to Pulse victims, the Grimmie family, and everyone else affected. Jun 13, 2016 02:11
RT @evan: Where is our tech billionaire who will fund a secret proxy war against the NRA? Jun 13, 2016 01:59
RT @Snowden: 2013: It's treason!
2014: Maybe not, but it was reckless
2015: Still, technically it was unlawful
2016: It was a public service but
2017: May 30, 2016 22:51
RT @gruber: Batman vs. Superman 2: Bruce Wayne spends millions secretly bankrolling a decade of lawsuits that bankrupt The Daily Planet. May 29, 2016 17:12
RT @Objective_Neo: SpaceX, $12 billion valuation: Launches 70m rockets into space and lands them safely.
Snapchat, $20 billion valuation: Rainbow Filters. May 28, 2016 18:09
RT @dan_abramov: Here’s the thing: if you can’t justify fitting “spend a week learning X” into your project plan, you don’t need X. May 28, 2016 17:41
RT @AuerbachKeller: Want to hear about the billionaire who funds and advances Facilitated Communication pseudoscience in public schools? No? I didn't think so.. May 28, 2016 17:38
RT @AuerbachKeller: Billionaires take out targets all the time. For the media to raise a fuss over THIS billionaire and THIS target (of all things) looks bad. May 28, 2016 17:38
RT @AuerbachKeller: Most non-media people see that Gawker did not practice journalism as much as in bullying and fear. That's the reason people don't care. May 28, 2016 17:36
RT @pmarca: It's amazing how naturally curious little kids are. It's also amazing how many forces conspire to beat that curiosity out of so many. May 21, 2016 02:08
RT @vgill: Microservices don't help scale your product - they are more complicated to develop and debug - they help scale your engineering org May 13, 2016 11:36
RT @elonmusk: Rocket reentry is a lot faster and hotter than last time, so odds of making it are maybe even, but we should learn a lot either way May 6, 2016 01:35
RT @Langaround: I feel sorry for our kids. They're going to be our quantum computing tech-support. "Have you tried turning it off and on at the same time?" May 4, 2016 01:55
RT @tomlapille: "Doping" is what performance sports call activities that threaten perception of said sport being a contest of prowess and not of technology. Apr 23, 2016 22:33
RT @cat_beltane: "so what did you do before self-driving cars?"
"we just drove 'em ourselves!"
"wow, no one died that way?"
"oh no, millions of people died" Apr 23, 2016 22:33
RT @skullmandible: is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat Apr 23, 2016 11:44
RT @RichRogersHDS: "Programmers spend the first 5 years of their career mastering complexity, and the rest of their lives learning simplicity." - @buzzApr 22, 2016 00:56
RT @postmodern_mod3: Once you expand your view of web apps from MVC to HTTP routers that interface with internal APIs, suddenly there are endless possibilities! Apr 22, 2016 00:53
RT @zedshaw: I would like to see a poll of the likelihood you'd let each presidential candidate watch your kids for a week. Apr 16, 2016 16:50
RT @BluegrassCap: Confidence is an intoxicating productivity boost; if you see the chance to provide some to someone else, dont hesitate. Apr 16, 2016 16:48
RT @wm: i love functional programming. it takes smart people who would otherwise be competing with me and turns them into unemployable crazies Apr 16, 2016 16:44
RT @ethomson: OH: "I upgraded my windows 10 to get Ubuntu on Windows and my sound card stopped working. They really got this emulation right." Apr 11, 2016 22:55
Linear extrapolation of times for the hundred yard dash shows that a man can run a mile in under 3 minutes. Plan your sprints accordingly ;) Apr 11, 2016 00:35
RT @JZdziarski: FBI: You should do it, it’s just one phone
Apple: No it isn’t
FBI: We got in
Apple: You should say how, it’s just one phone
FBI: No it isn’t Apr 9, 2016 04:42
RT @nbartlett: The NPM fiasco couldn’t happen in Maven because the XML to add a dependency is longer than the whole left-pad source. Apr 9, 2016 04:40
RT @pyrhho: A startup accelerator is where you smash startups into each other at high speed, in the hopes of capturing the emitted business model. Apr 9, 2016 04:34
RT @omosanzalette: “How is Elon Musk going to make all those Tesl…” *breaking news* “Elon Musk lands rocket on floating autonomous platform” Apr 9, 2016 04:28
RT @NellieBowles: I tried explaining Soylent to my mom and she was like, oh you mean Slimfast? I was like yes but now made by and for men, so we call it tech Apr 2, 2016 19:45
RT @bradfitz: Can you imagine the Tesla parking lot right now, full of hundreds of identical-looking Models S?
Good luck finding your car after the event. Apr 1, 2016 00:58
RT @visageofscott: You know Tesla is a technology company at the core because they had a March deliverable and showed up with it at 11:45 PM on the 31st Apr 1, 2016 00:56
RT @ryan: Tesla sold over $115 million in preorders.
In under 24 hours.
For a car 18+ months away.
That no one had ever even seen.
Amazing. Apr 1, 2016 00:54
RT @asolove: Chaos Monkey People: every week, one randomly-selected person must take the whole week off regardless of their current work. Org must adapt. Feb 11, 2016 01:17
RT @mountain_ghosts: 1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere
2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco Feb 6, 2016 00:01
RT @mtnygard: Next up: NullKernels. App is statically linked, runs directly on host OS. Host OS does HW abstraction, virtualization. No VM overhead. Jan 23, 2016 21:07
RT @zachv86: *speaks at high school graduation*
Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info. Jan 17, 2016 23:40
RT @elonmusk: 11 satellites deployed to target orbit and Falcon has landed back at Cape Canaveral. Headed to LZ-1. Welcome back, baby! Dec 21, 2015 21:27
RT @CarnivoresCreed: "My carbs are so complex they have to be processed by a cow before they get to me." ~ Mark A., Principia Carnivora Nov 9, 2015 02:48
RT @jonstull: Another great experience last night w @UseTrusted. All babysitters = nurses + on-time, thorough. And my kids ❤️ them. Great work @ai! 💯💯 Nov 6, 2015 01:10
RT @gar1t: What if Google announced B8, a super fast engine for running bash? Would you flock to run all your server-side apps on, oh, say Node.sh? Oct 22, 2015 01:44
To the extent that the world still doubts Elon, I think it’s a reflection on the insanity of the world and not the insanity of Elon ~ Thiel Oct 21, 2015 22:06
RT @sanityinc: Heisenberg's Release Uncertainty Principle says you can accurately know what the software will do, or when you'll get it, but not both. Oct 14, 2015 21:22
RT @obrien: Twitter engineer shares her horrifying layoff tale: "The 37 minutes before I found a new job were the darkest moments of my life." Oct 14, 2015 18:23
RT @kelseyhightower: The one thing I love about #reInvent is the showcase of companies on EC2 that people said would never move anything to the cloud. Oct 8, 2015 01:49
RT @sm: Amazing 1st experience getting a babysitter last minute via @UseTrusted. She not only took care of @BrynAvery, she also did her laundry! A++ Oct 3, 2015 20:42
September
RT @KentBeck: i use procrastination to get me off my duff and do the second most important thing i've been putting off. Sep 30, 2015 11:07
RT @jasongay: There's a guy in this coffee shop sitting at a table, not on his phone, not on a laptop, just drinking coffee, like a psychopath. Sep 26, 2015 13:17
RT @ghewgill: Put #Haskell on your resume even if you don't know it. When asked, say your resume is lazy and you'll learn it when results are needed. Sep 1, 2015 22:26
RT @searls: lmao if you think ES6 is a fixed quantity thing that will be implemented identically in any two—much less all—JavaScript run times. Jun 26, 2015 02:14
RT @holly_cummins: L1 cache is a beer in hand, L3 is fridge, main memory is walking to the store, disk access is flying to another country for beer. @net0pyrNov 20, 2014 00:36
RT @sempf: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv. Nov 11, 2014 16:30
RT @FedererLive: #Federer: "When I was down two match points that when I wasn't feeling great anymore. I thought, just go down fighting." Sep 4, 2014 23:07
RT @ESPNTennis: Seven of Federer's eight comebacks from two sets down have come in Grand Slam play, and he's had at least one in every Major. #ESPNTennisSep 4, 2014 21:04
RT @MINDORIUM: Alexander #Shulgin was a fearless and inquisitive scientist. The progressive humanity has yet to realize the full value of his research. Jun 3, 2014 13:31
RT @climagic: pi_backup / # pi_backup is a new command that simply returns an index number where your data is stored within pi. See also, pi_restore #jokeMar 17, 2014 14:44
Just watched The Talented Mr. Ripley and couldn't get over how much of Matt Damon's character was echoed in Todd from #breakingbad. Mar 16, 2014 22:49
RT @kdude63: So Satoshi Nakamoto is an old man with health issues that now has to deal with the press buzzing around his house like flies on shit. Mar 6, 2014 14:20
RT @gavinandresen: Today was about ignoring people and Deep Coding. Executive summary: protocol is fine. Reference wallet implementation is getting fixed Feb 14, 2014 00:34
I love how internet is so fast these days that I’d rather download the same file twice then attempt to copy it to another machine. #fiberOct 30, 2013 17:08
RT @brucel: Yes, yes Java updater "3 billon devices run java". 14 million people have syphills, too, but that doesn't mean I want it. Oct 22, 2013 22:55
RT @charlesthomas: BREAKING: GOP announces plan to end shutdown. Country will be organized into 12 Districts. Each will send a boy and girl to Capitol. Oct 12, 2013 10:51
RT @mrdaveturner: 97% of NASA is shut down. I think it would sum up humanity nicely if our first response to alien contact was an out-of-office reply. Oct 3, 2013 13:27
RT @doctorow: All the headlines saying "#NSA breaks encryption" are wrong; correct phrase is "NSA works with vendors to sabotage security technology" Sep 7, 2013 16:18
RT @ikepoker: Woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water. They want to take it. She says it's not a liquid. Aug 30, 2013 02:08
RT @tef: he wrote a book about programs, then a program to write books, then a book about the program, in the program to write books
I explain knuth Aug 18, 2013 17:51
RT @andrewchen: the fastest way to get a hyperloop built is to convince dubai that it's way cooler than having the world's tallest building. Aug 13, 2013 16:10
RT @kellyoxford: When someone says, "If evolution is real, why are there still monkeys?"
Tell them, "Education is real and there are still morons." Jul 28, 2013 21:06
RT @hodgepaul: From the C++ team: We're aware there are still parts of the language that are simple to understand. Hopefully this will be fixed soon Jul 24, 2013 11:21
RT @jamesfmackenzie: The 6 Stages of Debugging: That can't happen. That shouldn't happen. Hmmm, weird. Why does that happen? Oh, I see. How did that ever work? Jul 22, 2013 00:31
RT @McMillanSean: Give a man a program, he'll be mad for an evening. Teach a man to program and he'll be mad for the rest of his life. Jul 17, 2013 21:40
RT @mdeiters: There are avg 32mil landings in US each year. If air traffic controllers had 99.9999999% uptime, there would be a crash in US every 3 months Jul 7, 2013 13:12
RT @johnnie: Despite all the NSA's fancy surveillance, they overlooked the EFF and Tor stickers on Snowden's laptop. Jun 9, 2013 22:48
Now our spies arnt just writing things down theyre trying 2 make their secrets easily presentable to large audiences http://t.co/2Uew7q4ojqJun 9, 2013 21:19
RT @levie: PRISM: Your Gmail, Google, Facebook, Skype data all in one place. The NSA just beat out like 30 startups to this idea. Jun 9, 2013 17:10
RT @holman: I'll just go ahead and admit it: the NSA has had access to all of the open source code on GitHub for years. Jun 9, 2013 17:09
RT @_CB01: So hell froze over. A US citizen is hiding in China from the US government. Jun 9, 2013 17:08
RT @AnonyOps: Democrats, republicans and libertarians can all agree that NSA surveillance harms us all. This is not a partisan issue. Support #SnowdenJun 9, 2013 15:39
RT @carlyken: What if at the end of Breaking Bad they drop Bryan Cranston into witness protection and that's the beginning of Malcolm In The Middle? May 24, 2013 01:06
RT @corrinrenee: Dear all websites ever. My day phone is my evening phone is my home phone is my cell phone. Sincerely, 2013 May 23, 2013 11:45
RT @sup3rmark: Two weeks of no pope: baby cured of HIV, breath test for cancer, salt water found on moon of Jupiter. Day one with pope: Google Reader dies. Mar 14, 2013 11:49
The number of atoms in the universe vs the number of ways you can come up with a $2000 bill at a restaurant with 100 items on the menu? GO! Mar 11, 2013 03:15
RT @thegrubbsian: I'm a fan of code schools as a concept, but it still bothers me when I see "How I Became a Professional Developer in 10 Weeks" blog posts Mar 1, 2013 10:38
RT @yukihiro_matz: 20 years has passed since I started developing Ruby. I really appreciate your support from the great Ruby community. Thank you! Feb 26, 2013 01:00
RT @iOS6maps: Where am I? It’s dark… Hey there Contacts app! Whoa, Compass app! I haven’t seen you since… Wait a second. This is the useless app folder! Dec 14, 2012 18:22
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Main difference of data center and cloud: in data center you are need 2 of everything, in cloud you are need 20 of everything. Nov 30, 2012 19:21
RT @siffring: Teaching my toddler days of the week:
Turkey Thursday
Black Friday
Small Business Saturday
Hangover Sunday
Cyber Monday Nov 23, 2012 19:56
RT @hlship: JVM: a platform for polyglot language deployment. Includes an example language, "Java", mostly used to demo pitfalls and anti-patterns Nov 17, 2012 12:05
RT @EmergentEcon: Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct reptile and a hieroglyph. Oct 22, 2012 10:20
RT @raganwald: Ended up with over 8 million watching live on YouTube. Total and complete disruption of TV. Olympics and pro sports, you're next. Oct 14, 2012 13:24
RT @raganwald: "Don't worry about building your dreams... Someone else will come along and hire you to help them build theirs."—Andrew Revesz. Ish. Oct 12, 2012 12:03
RT @BigDataBorat: Man with 1 database know data consistent. Man with 2 database never sure. Man with 3 database brag about it on hacker news. #bigdataOct 11, 2012 23:28
RT @strangeloop_stl: The perfect weather I ordered for Strange Loop looks like it will arrive just in time. Enjoy a beautiful weekend in St. Louis... Sep 22, 2012 11:53
Someone, please listen to this and confirm my crazy theory that the Beatles ripped this off and named it 'Yesterday'… http://t.co/dhd1gTIvSep 18, 2012 22:50
RT @KimDotcom: How to stop piracy: 1 Create great stuff 2 Make it easy to buy 3 Same day worldwide release 4 Fair price 5 Works on any device Aug 18, 2012 15:07
RT @rands: I'm not sure what you build, but when no one is looking, you build something. Jul 5, 2012 00:47
RT @ctaemployee: Preheat train to 350. Pack cars full of passengers. Bake for an unspecified time delay. Let sit at stops unnecessarily as desired. #CTAJul 4, 2012 23:02
RT @JohnDCook: I think I'll start writing annual performance reviews for my dog. This would have about as much impact as other reviews I've written. Jun 29, 2012 10:22
RT @pcalcado: RT @Iron_Spike: Normal people say "I own a flower shop" or "I have a food truck" "I'm an entrepreneur" makes me think you don't do anything Jun 8, 2012 19:34
RT @raybradbury: You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them. Jun 6, 2012 13:23
Looking for some new open ear cans... Got the HD558s on my head now and they sound pretty good, a tad weak on the low end. Recommendations? Apr 14, 2012 18:40
RT @stephenfry: Athens Airport Arrivals: a customs
official and a passenger:
“Nationality?”
“German.”
“Occupation?”
“No, just a vacation.”
(Via @KathyLette) Apr 2, 2012 09:45
RT @demonbaby: All these suckers in line at the lotto machine wasting their money on a jackpot they'll never win because I'm going to win it. Mar 31, 2012 00:04
Meld finally installed on OSX!!! Persistance overcomes res... dpendency issues, invalid GCC build flags, seg faults and hours of torture... Mar 27, 2012 04:30
RT @zedshaw: I think 90% of Adult Swim's content would lose all of its viewers if Cannabis went extinct. Mar 18, 2012 22:44
RT @berkun: "An iphone today has more computing power than NASA did in 1969. They put a man on the moon, and we throw birds at pigs" @lomcovakMar 18, 2012 21:57
RT @dcurtis: The Apple employee who decided it was a good idea to force me to enter my password when downloading free apps should be punched in the face. Mar 15, 2012 23:33
RT @jasongorman: We should think ourselves very lucky that Alan Turing didn't patent "a single machine which can be used to compute any computable sequence" Mar 14, 2012 23:50
alias gpa='for dir in $(find . -type d -name .git | xargs -n 1 dirname | sort); do; cd $dir; git pull; cd -; done;' Mar 13, 2012 17:23
RT @avdi: The is_*/*acts_as_* idiom is one of the worst things Rails gave us. Including extra functionality is spelled "include" or "extend" in Ruby. Mar 13, 2012 00:08
RT @craigludington: I enjoy reading Ayn Rand in the same way that I enjoy reading Flatland. As a thought experiment about life in fewer dimensions. Feb 20, 2012 14:17
"The main idea of "Inception": if you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM, everything will be very slow" http://t.co/uGDtjyJlNov 9, 2011 17:50
And they'd toss around all this terminology from that book. Like, the inverse, reverse, double-back-flip pattern... Oh you mean a loop? OK Sep 29, 2011 11:13