I’ll be very sad when I get through these last two Culture novels. Been saving them for a rainy day 🌧 don’t know if… https://t.co/JGXxSmcFXF28 days ago
Looking for a few specific features though. Does iCloud let me control what gets synced and what is cloud only? Is… https://t.co/zfiRDVYFbR2 months ago
Is iCloud good enough to replace Dropbox yet? I’m over paying for two separate 2Tb plans and not being able to fill… https://t.co/vxTtp7LBxn2 months ago
Great video on why SpaceX is building Starlink. I didn’t realize how much of a latency win there is by switching to… https://t.co/ZqTP6fekS72 months ago
On a previous project we just wrote like 10 lines of code which went through 'package.json', required every library… https://t.co/goKumkW1jy2 months ago
Maybe if I get all my JS hate out on twitter then it will stop bothering me... then again, probably not. Still hard… https://t.co/BMBZd25ND42 months ago
Also, am I the only one who hates requiring every goddamn thing at the top of the source file? Like ok, great, you… https://t.co/y6ihpV0pKK2 months ago
For all the crap I talk about JS, I do like some of the magical things :) For example, babel's 'module-resolver' pl… https://t.co/d4lc5WO7od2 months ago
When people talk about Ruby Metaprogramming being 'too magical', all I have to say is... have you seen a modern Jav… https://t.co/shjJ4E67io2 months ago
Rough going for young players in tennis right now. Get lucky enough to beat Federer and you still have Djokovic and… https://t.co/Vjxy4xPt4U2 months ago
Has anyone tried Flutter? I’m guessing there are way fewer 3rd party libraries, but how is the development experien… https://t.co/mMKPBHbC0I2 months ago
Sad to see the javascript ecosystem is still a shitshow... I need a babel preset, webpack plugin, eslint plugin, an… https://t.co/Vdlp9REdqf2 months ago
After living in SF for 5 years I feel so naked and unprotected going outside without a hoodie... like what the hell… https://t.co/X2vp0slOal3 months ago
Atul Gawande wrote the The Bell Curve 15 years ago. Has medicine become more or less open since then? Anyone have e… https://t.co/NU3QKszU3c3 months ago
Signed up for a new twitter account... fat fingered birthday... immediately got locked out with no quick way to res… https://t.co/fHPHBp788L3 months ago
I hit a nice round number so felt like I should share. If you don’t have Breaker yet, go get it! Best way to discov… https://t.co/bLjZNcKguK3 months ago
Every time I think of leaving Ruby for a while, something awesome comes along and pulls me right back. Pattern Matc… https://t.co/UCtSMIll2C4 months ago
Am I the only one who thinks the Dyson Airblade is the worst hand dryer ever invented? There’s a 0% chance that my… https://t.co/iF669uO5of4 months ago
16/8 intermittent fasting has been very helpful in fixing my sleep. I have always had trouble with my circadian rhy… https://t.co/VTW4pJNxBX4 months ago
Predicting postprandial glucose responses using the current diabetic gold standard (counting the grams of carbs in… https://t.co/p9IYZ5RssJ5 months ago
Widespread use of CGM (continuous glucose monitoring) will drastically improve personalized nutrition. You can’t un… https://t.co/NXYnJzhGeB5 months ago
Universities are finally taking the obvious step in eliminating crippling student debt. Income share agreements sho… https://t.co/LYf3dGl1gJ5 months ago
The secret to doing good research is always to be a little underemployed. You waste years by not being able to waste hours.
~ Amos Tversky 5 months ago
Anyone who wears a Dexcom CGM (continuous glucose monitor) do you have an old (dead battery) transmitter I can tear… https://t.co/70csYWbLIW5 months ago
Question to all of you. Would you wear one of these on your arm if it was available at consumer prices and came wit… https://t.co/AlWv3PbZJS5 months ago
I’ve been wearing a CGM (continuous glucose monitor) for the last 2 weeks. Learned a ton about my diet and how to i… https://t.co/WQpbreZbRA5 months ago
Tom Catena, M.D.: The world’s most important doctor – to nearly a million patients – saving countless lives in the… https://t.co/HPd0428RJ55 months ago
Percentage of carbon atoms coming from corn 🌽 in a McDonalds meal: soda - 100%, milk shake - 78%, salad dressing -… https://t.co/VYtgJoNmIC5 months ago
Currently on day 4 of my first 5-day fast and the psychological effects after day 3 are pretty astounding. Our bodi… https://t.co/sTxjJ9yNCF6 months ago
The fact that CGM (continuous glucose monitoring) transmitters are throw-away devices is totally absurd, just a mon… https://t.co/47OtO8Ti6F6 months ago
The combination of FaceID and 1Password on the 2018 iPad Pro is soooo good. Other than dev work, I’m pretty much us… https://t.co/V3J13ecwTt6 months ago
Targeted cancer therapy is an incredible technological achievement. Please donate to your favorite cancer research… https://t.co/4TyMrj2wDd9 months ago
I made it through 5 seasons of #HouseOfCards just to quit on episode 2 of the final season. It is quite terrible. 10 months ago
RT @dhh: New iPad Pro within spitting distance of the fastest Mac laptop you can buy, even on multicore. Truly astounding wo… https://t.co/5WHQFK9jAg10 months ago
If Apple drops their Macbook pricing below the Air, all will be well with the world. Doesn’t make much sense as it… https://t.co/pepMHvwav110 months ago
RT @TheDanielNigro: Why can’t Square have a tip option that says ‘it’s nothing personal, but I just can’t give you 20% for handing me a pre-made sandwich’ 10 months ago
Damn, where was this like two weeks ago? Cloudflare is one of the few companies actually making the internet better… https://t.co/lvSG86NMj011 months ago
That’s nuts! 80% of browser requests are going to ad sites... and that’s on a more or less reputable news site. Def… https://t.co/6lI0j1UpBx11 months ago
RT @rjs: "Perhaps the most difficult thing of all ... is reconciling oneself to the idea of doing one thing at a time." - Ch… https://t.co/QbA7bIhL7y11 months ago
Inspirational chat with James Lawrence (The Iron Cowboy) on his insane 50 Ironman in 50 days feat of endurance https://t.co/iifvn7iZ5b11 months ago
RT @dhh: The iPhone XS is faster than an iMac Pro on the Speedometer 2.0 JavaScript benchmark. It's the fastest device I've… https://t.co/eqWqUjdi7g11 months ago
The CPU actually downclocks all the way to 1.2Ghz. This is also with the LCD at slightly above 50% brightness. 11 months ago
I was recently complaining about the 2018 Macbook Pro battery life. While it's pretty terrible during medium/heavy… https://t.co/QDPAWoW8hI11 months ago
“For the young people: a fax is like if a text message fucked a telegram” ~ John Oliver 11 months ago
The 2018 macbook pro battery life really sucks with TurboBoost on, when on battery power I usually use TurboBoostSw… https://t.co/ztiGXCPyfC11 months ago
“To easily toggle between color and grayscale, go to Settings > General > Accessibility > Accessibility Shortcut >… https://t.co/UYvu00DhgG12 months ago
August
Wow, I just learned way more than I ever wanted to know about the Super Mario Bros World Record and speed running.… https://t.co/XhKRuwG4DU12 months ago
RT @Harryslaststand: I am always amazed that it wasn't until I was 18 and in the RAF that I used a telephone for the first time and now at 95 I am on twitter. Feb 25, 2018 20:32
RT @tenderlove: Ruby is the first programming language I used at work that made me actually enjoy my job. I love being a Ruby programmer! #ruby25thFeb 21, 2018 18:38
RT @nwg83: Let’s rename ‘school’ as ‘uterus’ so maybe Republican lawmakers will want to do something about the children dying inside them. Feb 15, 2018 18:36
RT @elonmusk: But wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain Jan 29, 2018 16:06
RT @elonmusk: The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false Jan 28, 2018 04:23
6/ So if an irrational boom can last a decade, why the hell would I keep my money in a market index fund and lose on 10 years of growth? Jan 6, 2018 12:55
5/ So these markets are eventually efficient where “eventually” can be on the order of decades sometimes Jan 6, 2018 12:47
3/ If the information is complex enough or disjoint enough, it may never be acted on in any profitable manner Jan 6, 2018 12:42
2/ Information can be publicly available for many years before someone with the expertise and motivation connects the dots and acts on it Jan 6, 2018 12:41
RT @jdub: Never plug in an unknown USB key or cable. Never plug in an unknown Lightning cable. Never touch computers. Everything is a computer. Run. Jan 4, 2018 13:32
“A firm’s income statement may be likened to a bikini – what it reveals is interesting, but what it conceals is vital.” ~ Buron G. Malkiel Jan 3, 2018 15:05
RT @neiltyson: A great challenge of life: Knowing enough to think you're doing it right, but not enough to know you're doing it wrong. Dec 20, 2017 14:42
RT @kelseyhightower: 2020 prediction: Monolithic applications will be back in style after people discover the drawbacks of distributed monolithic applications. Dec 13, 2017 22:57
RT @levie: That moment when you look at the price of bitcoin and think it can’t go any higher so you don’t buy any. Every day. For 4 years straight. Dec 11, 2017 01:31
The cost of a thing is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.
~Thoreau Oct 24, 2017 12:44
RT @kevinmontrose: Tomorrow the Sun will undergo routine maintenance in US region. Will be unavailable for select customers, others will have degraded service. Aug 21, 2017 13:12
RT @ChelseaClinton: "We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."-Wiesel Aug 16, 2017 11:58
RT @myqkaplan: TRUMP: Mexicans are bad
TRUMP: Muslims are bad
TRUMP: Media are bad
EVERYONE: what about Nazis
TRUMP: let's not single anyone out Aug 15, 2017 21:21
RT @ChrisGSeaton: After a team effort, @TruffleRuby today made its first successful HTTPS request, running the openssl C extension on the JVM using Sulong Jul 11, 2017 19:56
RT @jeremyrwelch: Proof of Work is not new, it's just now measurable. Wonder how much capital, time, energy has been wasted validating txs w a notary public? Jun 19, 2017 00:17
RT @dnvolz: NEW: @ACLU now says it has received 290,000 online donations totaling $19.4 million since Saturday morning. Average per year is $3-4 million Jan 29, 2017 23:39
RT @johnpaulfarmer: I'm 20 minutes from landing at JFK. Pilot just warned us about delays due to #NoBan protests at T4.
The passengers' response?
Applause. Jan 29, 2017 23:35
RT @Wil_Anderson: I feel like Federer and Nadal in a Grand Slam final is the universe saying: "How about we just reset the world 8 years and have a do-over?" Jan 27, 2017 00:28
RT @paulg: One of the most dangerous things to lose as you get older is your willingness to look like a fool. Jan 20, 2017 01:58
RT @Mikel_Jollett: Instagram: My life is a party.
Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show
Facebook: My life turned out great!
Twitter: We're all going to die. Jan 9, 2017 02:10
RT @kibblesmith: Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet.
Your parents in 2016: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS. Nov 20, 2016 09:27
#JetBlue told us that the plane is like a Windows machine and they need to turn it off and back on before takeoff. I want the #Apple plane! Nov 13, 2016 08:39
RT @EthanLDN: So the final numbers for #ElectionDay are:
231,556,622 eligible voters
46.9% didn't vote
25.6% voted Clinton
25.5% voted Trump
Wow. Nov 10, 2016 10:25
RT @tannenbaumr: The genius of the GOP: obstruct the president for eight years, then win the presidency because people think the government is broken. Nov 9, 2016 02:00
RT @Rosen: HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:
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RT @ComfortablySmug: Republicans now control:
- Presidency
- Senate
- House
- Majority of State Houses
- Majority of Governorships
- And will pick Supreme Court Nov 9, 2016 01:08
RT @perlmutations: Mexico just announced that they would be happy to pay for a wall. And God help any American who tries to get over it. Nov 9, 2016 01:03
Why do most states use a "winner-take-all" electoral vote? Seems a bit absurd right about now. Nov 9, 2016 00:23
RT @Kasparov63: If you need help explaining to your kids that your president is bad guy and that opposing him is patriotic, I have some experience... Nov 9, 2016 00:19
RT @dhh: Plenty of R voters THOUGHT Obama would bring about the end of civilization. Could faith be so kind as to play that irony on us? Nov 9, 2016 00:10
RT @dccommonsense: "Both parties nominated the only candidate that the other side's candidate could beat". Rare bit of wisdom from Karl Rove. Nov 8, 2016 22:36
RT @chris__martin: The worst part about space travel will be the date libraries. You think time zones are bad, have fun with relativity. Oct 23, 2016 20:09
RT @jjarmoc: In a relatively short time we've taken a system built to resist destruction by nuclear weapons and made it vulnerable to toasters. Oct 23, 2016 01:36
RT @elonmusk: When you want your car to return, tap Summon on your phone. It will eventually find you even if you are on the other side of the country Oct 22, 2016 16:49
RT @peterseibel: In distributed systems you’re screwed if you don’t have caches but if you do, you’ll screw them up. This is known as a ”cache-22”. Oct 16, 2016 16:22
RT @paulg: Others may be reassured to hear Trump has only a 15% chance of winning, but it terrifies me. In Silicon Valley 15% is a good chance. Oct 14, 2016 02:58
RT @dwf: Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software. Oct 12, 2016 01:41
RT @jamesiry: The mechanical watch community calls nice, but not strictly necessary, features “complications.” Software development could learn from them. Oct 12, 2016 01:30
RT @afilina: Yahoo: "Your password is too similar to the one you've used previously." You wouldn't know unless you store it in an insecure way, again. Oct 11, 2016 17:20
RT @zachleat: as part of her job at a zoo my wife breeds bugs and releases them into the wild
I never realized how similar our jobs were before now Oct 11, 2016 11:09
RT @Kasparov63: Trump's "President Day 1" checklist: 1 Jail opponent. 2 Media crackdown. 3 Support Assad. Coincidentally, that was also Putin's checklist. Oct 10, 2016 01:34
RT @marcnicklas: Lecturer at R course: “Programming is like this amazing puzzle game, where the puzzles are created by your own stupidity.” So true. Sep 13, 2016 03:06
Hearing any complaints about #VGA and #RCA ports? The 3.5mm jack is a relic of a gone-by analog era. It's replacement is long overdue. Sep 10, 2016 18:53
RT @grahambower: 3.5mm headphone jack was not standard on cell phones until Apple launched the original iPhone. Funny all the fuss now about it being removed Sep 8, 2016 13:12
RT @FioraAeterna: just realized: the rules of The Game are the laws of thermodynamics
1. you can't win
2. you can only lose
3. you can't stop playing the game Aug 25, 2016 22:39
RT @waxpancake: Things I had to explain while watching WarGames with my son: acoustic modems, floppy disks, card catalogs, tape recorders, and the Cold War. Jul 25, 2016 12:14
RT @olivercameron: I finally got to try out @UseTrusted, and what an amazing experience! Parents: if you value your sanity, you must give it a shot 👶👍 Jul 9, 2016 14:32
RT @mikamckinnon: THIS is why we list rocket scientists as the standard of smartness. 5 years of flight. 1 second off target. That's <1 millionth of a % off Jul 5, 2016 01:18
RT @petecordell: Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love Jul 3, 2016 21:11
RT @bryanrbeal: $70,000 Tesla streams real-time telemetry data back to HQ. $300M airliner stores data on a box we have to find on the bottom of the ocean. Jul 3, 2016 14:51
RT @pmarca: I have to admit, I'm impressed by how a modern Web browser can bring a laptop equivalent to a $30M 1992-era supercomputer to its knees. Jul 3, 2016 03:14
RT @GSElevator: #1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker. Jun 14, 2016 21:58
RT @MattBennett: Woke up on the wrong day. Why do we settle for terror? Thoughts to Pulse victims, the Grimmie family, and everyone else affected. Jun 13, 2016 02:11
RT @evan: Where is our tech billionaire who will fund a secret proxy war against the NRA? Jun 13, 2016 01:59
RT @Snowden: 2013: It's treason!
2014: Maybe not, but it was reckless
2015: Still, technically it was unlawful
2016: It was a public service but
2017: May 30, 2016 22:51
RT @gruber: Batman vs. Superman 2: Bruce Wayne spends millions secretly bankrolling a decade of lawsuits that bankrupt The Daily Planet. May 29, 2016 17:12
RT @Objective_Neo: SpaceX, $12 billion valuation: Launches 70m rockets into space and lands them safely.
Snapchat, $20 billion valuation: Rainbow Filters. May 28, 2016 18:09
RT @dan_abramov: Here’s the thing: if you can’t justify fitting “spend a week learning X” into your project plan, you don’t need X. May 28, 2016 17:41
RT @AuerbachKeller: Want to hear about the billionaire who funds and advances Facilitated Communication pseudoscience in public schools? No? I didn't think so.. May 28, 2016 17:38
RT @AuerbachKeller: Billionaires take out targets all the time. For the media to raise a fuss over THIS billionaire and THIS target (of all things) looks bad. May 28, 2016 17:38
RT @AuerbachKeller: Most non-media people see that Gawker did not practice journalism as much as in bullying and fear. That's the reason people don't care. May 28, 2016 17:36
RT @pmarca: It's amazing how naturally curious little kids are. It's also amazing how many forces conspire to beat that curiosity out of so many. May 21, 2016 02:08
RT @vgill: Microservices don't help scale your product - they are more complicated to develop and debug - they help scale your engineering org May 13, 2016 11:36
RT @elonmusk: Rocket reentry is a lot faster and hotter than last time, so odds of making it are maybe even, but we should learn a lot either way May 6, 2016 01:35
RT @Langaround: I feel sorry for our kids. They're going to be our quantum computing tech-support. "Have you tried turning it off and on at the same time?" May 4, 2016 01:55
RT @tomlapille: "Doping" is what performance sports call activities that threaten perception of said sport being a contest of prowess and not of technology. Apr 23, 2016 22:33
RT @cat_beltane: "so what did you do before self-driving cars?"
"we just drove 'em ourselves!"
"wow, no one died that way?"
"oh no, millions of people died" Apr 23, 2016 22:33
RT @skullmandible: is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat Apr 23, 2016 11:44
RT @RichRogersHDS: "Programmers spend the first 5 years of their career mastering complexity, and the rest of their lives learning simplicity." - @buzzApr 22, 2016 00:56
RT @postmodern_mod3: Once you expand your view of web apps from MVC to HTTP routers that interface with internal APIs, suddenly there are endless possibilities! Apr 22, 2016 00:53
RT @zedshaw: I would like to see a poll of the likelihood you'd let each presidential candidate watch your kids for a week. Apr 16, 2016 16:50
RT @BluegrassCap: Confidence is an intoxicating productivity boost; if you see the chance to provide some to someone else, dont hesitate. Apr 16, 2016 16:48
RT @wm: i love functional programming. it takes smart people who would otherwise be competing with me and turns them into unemployable crazies Apr 16, 2016 16:44
RT @ethomson: OH: "I upgraded my windows 10 to get Ubuntu on Windows and my sound card stopped working. They really got this emulation right." Apr 11, 2016 22:55
Linear extrapolation of times for the hundred yard dash shows that a man can run a mile in under 3 minutes. Plan your sprints accordingly ;) Apr 11, 2016 00:35
RT @JZdziarski: FBI: You should do it, it’s just one phone
Apple: No it isn’t
FBI: We got in
Apple: You should say how, it’s just one phone
FBI: No it isn’t Apr 9, 2016 04:42
RT @nbartlett: The NPM fiasco couldn’t happen in Maven because the XML to add a dependency is longer than the whole left-pad source. Apr 9, 2016 04:40
RT @pyrhho: A startup accelerator is where you smash startups into each other at high speed, in the hopes of capturing the emitted business model. Apr 9, 2016 04:34
RT @omosanzalette: “How is Elon Musk going to make all those Tesl…” *breaking news* “Elon Musk lands rocket on floating autonomous platform” Apr 9, 2016 04:28
RT @NellieBowles: I tried explaining Soylent to my mom and she was like, oh you mean Slimfast? I was like yes but now made by and for men, so we call it tech Apr 2, 2016 19:45
RT @bradfitz: Can you imagine the Tesla parking lot right now, full of hundreds of identical-looking Models S?
Good luck finding your car after the event. Apr 1, 2016 00:58
RT @visageofscott: You know Tesla is a technology company at the core because they had a March deliverable and showed up with it at 11:45 PM on the 31st Apr 1, 2016 00:56
RT @ryan: Tesla sold over $115 million in preorders.
In under 24 hours.
For a car 18+ months away.
That no one had ever even seen.
Amazing. Apr 1, 2016 00:54
RT @asolove: Chaos Monkey People: every week, one randomly-selected person must take the whole week off regardless of their current work. Org must adapt. Feb 11, 2016 01:17
RT @mountain_ghosts: 1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere
2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco Feb 6, 2016 00:01
RT @mtnygard: Next up: NullKernels. App is statically linked, runs directly on host OS. Host OS does HW abstraction, virtualization. No VM overhead. Jan 23, 2016 21:07
RT @zachv86: *speaks at high school graduation*
Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info. Jan 17, 2016 23:40
RT @elonmusk: 11 satellites deployed to target orbit and Falcon has landed back at Cape Canaveral. Headed to LZ-1. Welcome back, baby! Dec 21, 2015 21:27
RT @CarnivoresCreed: "My carbs are so complex they have to be processed by a cow before they get to me." ~ Mark A., Principia Carnivora Nov 9, 2015 02:48
RT @jonstull: Another great experience last night w @UseTrusted. All babysitters = nurses + on-time, thorough. And my kids ❤️ them. Great work @ai! 💯💯 Nov 6, 2015 01:10
RT @gar1t: What if Google announced B8, a super fast engine for running bash? Would you flock to run all your server-side apps on, oh, say Node.sh? Oct 22, 2015 01:44
To the extent that the world still doubts Elon, I think it’s a reflection on the insanity of the world and not the insanity of Elon ~ Thiel Oct 21, 2015 22:06
RT @sanityinc: Heisenberg's Release Uncertainty Principle says you can accurately know what the software will do, or when you'll get it, but not both. Oct 14, 2015 21:22
RT @obrien: Twitter engineer shares her horrifying layoff tale: "The 37 minutes before I found a new job were the darkest moments of my life." Oct 14, 2015 18:23
RT @kelseyhightower: The one thing I love about #reInvent is the showcase of companies on EC2 that people said would never move anything to the cloud. Oct 8, 2015 01:49
RT @sm: Amazing 1st experience getting a babysitter last minute via @UseTrusted. She not only took care of @BrynAvery, she also did her laundry! A++ Oct 3, 2015 20:42
September
RT @KentBeck: i use procrastination to get me off my duff and do the second most important thing i've been putting off. Sep 30, 2015 11:07
RT @jasongay: There's a guy in this coffee shop sitting at a table, not on his phone, not on a laptop, just drinking coffee, like a psychopath. Sep 26, 2015 13:17
RT @ghewgill: Put #Haskell on your resume even if you don't know it. When asked, say your resume is lazy and you'll learn it when results are needed. Sep 1, 2015 22:26
RT @searls: lmao if you think ES6 is a fixed quantity thing that will be implemented identically in any two—much less all—JavaScript run times. Jun 26, 2015 02:14
RT @holly_cummins: L1 cache is a beer in hand, L3 is fridge, main memory is walking to the store, disk access is flying to another country for beer. @net0pyrNov 20, 2014 00:36
RT @sempf: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv. Nov 11, 2014 16:30
RT @FedererLive: #Federer: "When I was down two match points that when I wasn't feeling great anymore. I thought, just go down fighting." Sep 4, 2014 23:07
RT @ESPNTennis: Seven of Federer's eight comebacks from two sets down have come in Grand Slam play, and he's had at least one in every Major. #ESPNTennisSep 4, 2014 21:04
RT @MINDORIUM: Alexander #Shulgin was a fearless and inquisitive scientist. The progressive humanity has yet to realize the full value of his research. Jun 3, 2014 13:31
RT @climagic: pi_backup / # pi_backup is a new command that simply returns an index number where your data is stored within pi. See also, pi_restore #jokeMar 17, 2014 14:44
Just watched The Talented Mr. Ripley and couldn't get over how much of Matt Damon's character was echoed in Todd from #breakingbad. Mar 16, 2014 22:49
RT @kdude63: So Satoshi Nakamoto is an old man with health issues that now has to deal with the press buzzing around his house like flies on shit. Mar 6, 2014 14:20
RT @gavinandresen: Today was about ignoring people and Deep Coding. Executive summary: protocol is fine. Reference wallet implementation is getting fixed Feb 14, 2014 00:34
I love how internet is so fast these days that I’d rather download the same file twice then attempt to copy it to another machine. #fiberOct 30, 2013 17:08
RT @brucel: Yes, yes Java updater "3 billon devices run java". 14 million people have syphills, too, but that doesn't mean I want it. Oct 22, 2013 22:55
RT @charlesthomas: BREAKING: GOP announces plan to end shutdown. Country will be organized into 12 Districts. Each will send a boy and girl to Capitol. Oct 12, 2013 10:51
RT @mrdaveturner: 97% of NASA is shut down. I think it would sum up humanity nicely if our first response to alien contact was an out-of-office reply. Oct 3, 2013 13:27
RT @doctorow: All the headlines saying "#NSA breaks encryption" are wrong; correct phrase is "NSA works with vendors to sabotage security technology" Sep 7, 2013 16:18
RT @ikepoker: Woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water. They want to take it. She says it's not a liquid. Aug 30, 2013 02:08
RT @tef: he wrote a book about programs, then a program to write books, then a book about the program, in the program to write books
I explain knuth Aug 18, 2013 17:51
RT @andrewchen: the fastest way to get a hyperloop built is to convince dubai that it's way cooler than having the world's tallest building. Aug 13, 2013 16:10
RT @kellyoxford: When someone says, "If evolution is real, why are there still monkeys?"
Tell them, "Education is real and there are still morons." Jul 28, 2013 21:06
RT @hodgepaul: From the C++ team: We're aware there are still parts of the language that are simple to understand. Hopefully this will be fixed soon Jul 24, 2013 11:21
RT @jamesfmackenzie: The 6 Stages of Debugging: That can't happen. That shouldn't happen. Hmmm, weird. Why does that happen? Oh, I see. How did that ever work? Jul 22, 2013 00:31
RT @McMillanSean: Give a man a program, he'll be mad for an evening. Teach a man to program and he'll be mad for the rest of his life. Jul 17, 2013 21:40
RT @mdeiters: There are avg 32mil landings in US each year. If air traffic controllers had 99.9999999% uptime, there would be a crash in US every 3 months Jul 7, 2013 13:12
RT @johnnie: Despite all the NSA's fancy surveillance, they overlooked the EFF and Tor stickers on Snowden's laptop. Jun 9, 2013 22:48
Now our spies arnt just writing things down theyre trying 2 make their secrets easily presentable to large audiences http://t.co/2Uew7q4ojqJun 9, 2013 21:19
RT @levie: PRISM: Your Gmail, Google, Facebook, Skype data all in one place. The NSA just beat out like 30 startups to this idea. Jun 9, 2013 17:10
RT @holman: I'll just go ahead and admit it: the NSA has had access to all of the open source code on GitHub for years. Jun 9, 2013 17:09
RT @_CB01: So hell froze over. A US citizen is hiding in China from the US government. Jun 9, 2013 17:08
RT @AnonyOps: Democrats, republicans and libertarians can all agree that NSA surveillance harms us all. This is not a partisan issue. Support #SnowdenJun 9, 2013 15:39
RT @carlyken: What if at the end of Breaking Bad they drop Bryan Cranston into witness protection and that's the beginning of Malcolm In The Middle? May 24, 2013 01:06
RT @corrinrenee: Dear all websites ever. My day phone is my evening phone is my home phone is my cell phone. Sincerely, 2013 May 23, 2013 11:45
RT @sup3rmark: Two weeks of no pope: baby cured of HIV, breath test for cancer, salt water found on moon of Jupiter. Day one with pope: Google Reader dies. Mar 14, 2013 11:49
The number of atoms in the universe vs the number of ways you can come up with a $2000 bill at a restaurant with 100 items on the menu? GO! Mar 11, 2013 03:15
RT @thegrubbsian: I'm a fan of code schools as a concept, but it still bothers me when I see "How I Became a Professional Developer in 10 Weeks" blog posts Mar 1, 2013 10:38
RT @yukihiro_matz: 20 years has passed since I started developing Ruby. I really appreciate your support from the great Ruby community. Thank you! Feb 26, 2013 01:00
RT @iOS6maps: Where am I? It’s dark… Hey there Contacts app! Whoa, Compass app! I haven’t seen you since… Wait a second. This is the useless app folder! Dec 14, 2012 18:22
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Main difference of data center and cloud: in data center you are need 2 of everything, in cloud you are need 20 of everything. Nov 30, 2012 19:21
RT @siffring: Teaching my toddler days of the week:
Turkey Thursday
Black Friday
Small Business Saturday
Hangover Sunday
Cyber Monday Nov 23, 2012 19:56
RT @hlship: JVM: a platform for polyglot language deployment. Includes an example language, "Java", mostly used to demo pitfalls and anti-patterns Nov 17, 2012 12:05
RT @EmergentEcon: Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct reptile and a hieroglyph. Oct 22, 2012 10:20
RT @raganwald: Ended up with over 8 million watching live on YouTube. Total and complete disruption of TV. Olympics and pro sports, you're next. Oct 14, 2012 13:24
RT @raganwald: "Don't worry about building your dreams... Someone else will come along and hire you to help them build theirs."—Andrew Revesz. Ish. Oct 12, 2012 12:03
RT @BigDataBorat: Man with 1 database know data consistent. Man with 2 database never sure. Man with 3 database brag about it on hacker news. #bigdataOct 11, 2012 23:28
RT @strangeloop_stl: The perfect weather I ordered for Strange Loop looks like it will arrive just in time. Enjoy a beautiful weekend in St. Louis... Sep 22, 2012 11:53
Someone, please listen to this and confirm my crazy theory that the Beatles ripped this off and named it 'Yesterday'… http://t.co/dhd1gTIvSep 18, 2012 22:50
RT @KimDotcom: How to stop piracy: 1 Create great stuff 2 Make it easy to buy 3 Same day worldwide release 4 Fair price 5 Works on any device Aug 18, 2012 15:07
RT @rands: I'm not sure what you build, but when no one is looking, you build something. Jul 5, 2012 00:47
RT @ctaemployee: Preheat train to 350. Pack cars full of passengers. Bake for an unspecified time delay. Let sit at stops unnecessarily as desired. #CTAJul 4, 2012 23:02
RT @JohnDCook: I think I'll start writing annual performance reviews for my dog. This would have about as much impact as other reviews I've written. Jun 29, 2012 10:22
RT @pcalcado: RT @Iron_Spike: Normal people say "I own a flower shop" or "I have a food truck" "I'm an entrepreneur" makes me think you don't do anything Jun 8, 2012 19:34
RT @raybradbury: You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them. Jun 6, 2012 13:23
Looking for some new open ear cans... Got the HD558s on my head now and they sound pretty good, a tad weak on the low end. Recommendations? Apr 14, 2012 18:40
RT @stephenfry: Athens Airport Arrivals: a customs
official and a passenger:
“Nationality?”
“German.”
“Occupation?”
“No, just a vacation.”
(Via @KathyLette) Apr 2, 2012 09:45
RT @demonbaby: All these suckers in line at the lotto machine wasting their money on a jackpot they'll never win because I'm going to win it. Mar 31, 2012 00:04
Meld finally installed on OSX!!! Persistance overcomes res... dpendency issues, invalid GCC build flags, seg faults and hours of torture... Mar 27, 2012 04:30
RT @zedshaw: I think 90% of Adult Swim's content would lose all of its viewers if Cannabis went extinct. Mar 18, 2012 22:44
RT @berkun: "An iphone today has more computing power than NASA did in 1969. They put a man on the moon, and we throw birds at pigs" @lomcovakMar 18, 2012 21:57
RT @dcurtis: The Apple employee who decided it was a good idea to force me to enter my password when downloading free apps should be punched in the face. Mar 15, 2012 23:33
RT @jasongorman: We should think ourselves very lucky that Alan Turing didn't patent "a single machine which can be used to compute any computable sequence" Mar 14, 2012 23:50
alias gpa='for dir in $(find . -type d -name .git | xargs -n 1 dirname | sort); do; cd $dir; git pull; cd -; done;' Mar 13, 2012 17:23
RT @avdi: The is_*/*acts_as_* idiom is one of the worst things Rails gave us. Including extra functionality is spelled "include" or "extend" in Ruby. Mar 13, 2012 00:08
RT @craigludington: I enjoy reading Ayn Rand in the same way that I enjoy reading Flatland. As a thought experiment about life in fewer dimensions. Feb 20, 2012 14:17
"The main idea of "Inception": if you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM, everything will be very slow" http://t.co/uGDtjyJlNov 9, 2011 17:50
And they'd toss around all this terminology from that book. Like, the inverse, reverse, double-back-flip pattern... Oh you mean a loop? OK Sep 29, 2011 11:13
Uh oh, my reading list is nearing 500 books... I wish I was hoarding real information but I'm only hoarding information about information :( Jun 22, 2011 20:18
Another SSD replaced, hoping for at least 6 months of worry free computing... Jun 1, 2011 12:57
May
RT @dhh: I wonder how much a stamp would have to cost to make direct mail marketing unprofitable? Whatever the number, that's what stamps should cost May 31, 2011 04:24
RT @garrytan: To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. --Joseph Chilton Pearce May 27, 2011 02:26
RT @dhh: We should have a standard naming convention for gems (SystemTimer, pjax-rails, and signal_id). imo, underscores wins w/ bundler auto-require May 27, 2011 02:23
RT @al3x: So turntable.fm is basically the most fun thing for a distributed team who loves music as much as the @BankSimple team does. May 26, 2011 01:17
RT @lizardbill: "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data." -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (born May 22, 1859) May 22, 2011 21:12
RT @offbytwo: when it comes to writing code for someone else to read, keep in mind that future versions of yourself count as “someone else” #puppet#docsMar 31, 2011 12:13
RT @clarkware: Learned a new Mac tip: Holding down Shift-Option with the Volume or Brightness control divides the control into smaller segments Jan 18, 2011 13:22
My router is pretty awesome for a router but just doesn't have the balls to be a standalone sftp server, nfs share, torrent box... :( Jan 11, 2011 02:06
Uh oh... Quora is taking up more and more of my free time... I feel used Jan 4, 2011 02:26
RT @raganwald: when you don't create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. your tastes only narrow & exclude people. so create. Jan 4, 2011 00:29
The cultural genome: Google Books reveals traces of fame, censorship and changing languages | Not Exactly Rocket Scienc http://bit.ly/gfdD6BDec 27, 2010 12:09
RT @RepRonPaul: Re: Wikileaks- In a free society, we are supposed to know the truth. In a society where truth becomes treason, we are in big trouble. Dec 4, 2010 02:35
Put a million monkeys at a million keyboards and one of them will eventually write a Java program... the rest will write Perl programs. Oct 15, 2010 21:58
gCaptain's articles reminded me of a piece by Peter Stark which made me rethink everything I knew about hypothermia http://goo.gl/WDPxJul 7, 2010 13:48
Swine Flu: genetic transposition between three species or a futile attempt to impregnate a turkey and ham sandwich? Apr 28, 2009 09:26
sick with NOT the swine but some other less exciting kind Apr 28, 2009 09:11
Let me correct you... he was slammed against a false flexible wall with something wrapped around his neck so he would not be injured Apr 21, 2009 05:42
It seems that after a certain number of sleepless hours the efficacy of caffeine drops to zero. I now have no choice but to succumb to zzz.. Apr 20, 2009 14:36
tinyurl should add statistics per url or at least a hit counter... would make me :) Apr 16, 2009 13:18
I need to get my sleep schedule back on tra... wait what sleep schedule... I need to create a sleep schedule Apr 16, 2009 04:54
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTF/minute...http://tinyurl.com/yruq5z Mar 5, 2009 02:58
firefox finally improved their bookmarking mechanism! it now takes one keyboard shortcut, one tab, and a few letters to bookmark any page!!! Mar 5, 2009 02:31